The Very Best Way to See Paris

You could stand in line for the Louvre or walk across the Seine at Sunset or sit at a cafe with an espresso or even visit the Eiffel Tower.

You could watch Emily in Paris or ask ChatGPT to plan five perfect days in the City of Lights. Then there are the less « Carte Postale» corners, the more diverse ‘Quartiers Populaires » like Belleville, Ménilmontant, Battignoles, or the Chinatown of the 13th Arrondissement. They’re great too.

But to REALLY see Paris, your best bet is to visit the Anti-Paris, La Défense.

It’s a place where there is no charm whatsoever, no surprises or quirks, no little squares with fountains.

You won’t find streets like this:

Or giant snails like this:

Nothing surrealist.

Nothing Parisian at all. And it’s just a short hop on the subway. You can see it from Paris:

From the Pompidou Centre.
Photo by Edison McCullen

It’s La Défense, the largest business district in Europe. 

By the numbers :

·      61 skyscrapers

·      On 1,400 acres

·     38 million square feet of office space – now about   15% empty thanks to work from home. The overall Parisian office vacancy rate is more like 4%. In San Francisco it’s 35%.

·     There is a giant underground shopping mall with 220 stores and 48 restaurants. When it was built it was the biggest mall in Europe.

·     There is the largest arena in Europe.

·     It’s not just offices – 25,000 people live there.

From before 1964: nothing.

It’s got the masses of skyscrapers you would find in mid-town Manhattan but without the glamour. It’s a bad copy (like French pop music).

Here is a short video that tries to make it look good :

Here’s another video, more realistic.  It’s called The Anguish of Emptiness :

https://fb.watch/wCyELkNb7U/

The people I saw at La Défense didn’t look too happy to be there, except when they were eating lunch in the mall.

There are McDonalds and KFC and Starbucks and you can get a haircut.

But nothing like this:

And none of the unique shops found all over Paris, like the toy train store or the doll collectors’ shop or the ribbon store or the mountain climbing bookstore. Or the ping pong supply store.

Nobody would go there if they didn’t have to.

My friend Dominique, a retired journalist, has lived almost his whole life in Paris and we went to La Defense for his first visit a few months ago. 

It’s not far, only 26 minutes from the Louvre.

You can see that it’s a straight shot from the Louvre through the Tuileries via the Arc De Triomphe. 

There are no intimate public spaces or even side streets or alleys and the buildings seem a lot more jagged than they need to be. The whole place seems very masculine.

Here are the architects (from the book, The Architects of La Defense):

The whole landscape is awful.

But it’s not all terrible. There is a dome with movie theatres and some big sculptures.

And in the mall this was pretty cool:

La Défense really is the Anti-Paris. Whatever you like about Paris, you won’t find it at La Défense.

I was there today for two hours and got homesick.

You’re lucky to live in the chic neighborhood…

THE MOST SURREAL SPOT IN PARIS

Surrealism was born in Paris and it lives on.

There’s plenty in the museums, like this wall from Andre Breton’s small apartment on Rue Fontaine, which was so full of masks, paintings, books, manuscripts, rocks, photographs and bric a brac that the auction catalogue was 8 volumes. It is in the Pompidou, just past Duchamp’s bicycle wheel and bottle rack. 

Other spots like the sewer tour or the catacombs are probably pretty surreal but I haven’t visited them. The Museum of Medicine is full of bizarre and terrifying ancient instruments. I saw a show of medicine and the occult – seances and telepathy and stuff like that – that was plenty surreal. A creepy place.

But the most surreal spots are free and on the street. Like right out our window, this tipi that showed up for just a few days:

Or, just below it, the windows always covered with tin foil. We thought maybe it was unoccupied, but no, an old woman lives there, in the dark. She does open the windows sometime to water the plants.

Or, around the corner, this taxidermy store with the cat playing a violin.

And the pig with a bow tie:

Who would buy such a thing?

Sometimes on the street you can find collages:

Or décollage:

Or things like these:

I just saw this street music box today.
Apothecary and Herbalist by appointment for melancholic angels and heavenly bums

Or this plaque, to the inventor of the endoscope and the electric tricycle (and a lot more as it turns out):

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustave_Trouv%C3%A9https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustave_Trouv%C3%A9

There are a couple of not-real buildings.

This one is by Jean Nouvel and it is construction staging for a new museum going in next store, right across from the Louvre.

There’s the Michael Jackson store/shrine:

And there is always Cemetery Pere LaChaise. It’s super magical especially on a gloomy day. And especially now that the City has decided to not manicure it, so it is wildly overgrown.

Foxes live there now.

For me the most surreal place in all of Paris, hands down, is Drouot the big auction house, about 20 galleries for viewing the most incredible juxtaposition of stuff.

Even the building is bizarre:


Every weekday you can wander around the paintings, taxidermy animals, maps, furniture, shoes for footbinding, model ships, erotica, and…stuff.

Michael Jackson’s fedora.

Once I saw a Modigliani painting, a Mastodon skull, and a racing car in the same room.

The best part is the juxtaposition. Buddhas, busts of Napoleon, Eames chairs, stuffed ostriches, swords, African maps: they all mingle.

It’s like walking the Paris streets.

david@prowler.org

 

URBAN ICONS

You’ve probably heard of Bilbao, Spain.

If you have, it is because of the Guggenheim Museum:

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Not really because of the Museum, but because of the building, designed by Frank Gehry and built in 1997. It really put Bilbao on the map. Philip Johnson called it “the greatest building of our time” and the NY Times critic Herbert Muschamp called it “the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe”.

There aren’t that many other buildings that are such icons of their cities. 

I don’t need to tell you where these are:

(Photo credits: Saffron Blaze, Dietmar Rabich, Wikimedia Commons)

I can’t even think of Cairo, Sydney, or Pisa without imagining these buildings. 

Other cities have icons, but that isn’t all they are known for. There are lots of reasons to go to Paris or New York or San Francisco besides the Eiffel Tower, the Empire State Building, or the Golden Gate Bridge.

But if you go to Bilbao, it is for the Guggenheim. In 2025, there were 1.4 million hotel bookings in the city – and 1.3 million people visited the Museum.

Bilbao was in serious decline when the City decided to invite the Guggenheim. Global shipbuilding had shifted to Asia, steel demand fell, the mines closed, and the old industrial infrastructure became obsolete. Unemployment climbed to 25%, the estuary was heavily polluted from decades of industrial use, and large swaths of riverside land, including the area where the Guggenheim now sits, were derelict shipyards and warehouses.

The Basque conflict compounded the sense of crisis. In fact just 5 days before King Juan Carlos I inaugurated the Museum, Basque separatists shot and killed a policeman who interrupted them setting up a grenade launcher aimed at the building.

It was a tough time for the city but they decided to double down on architecture.  Santiago Calatrava was hired to design a new airport and a bridge.  Norman Foster designed the metro system:

Álvaro Siza designed a university building, Robert Stern designed a shopping mall, and Philippe Starck converted a wine warehouse into a cultural center:

Zaha Hadid was brought in to do a master plan for a former industrial zone.

The museum is a significant economic force.

In 2025, under new director, Miren Arzalluz, the Guggenheim recorded 1,305,003 visitors and an economic impact of €782 million, supporting over 14,000 jobs. (The previous director went to prison for skimming some of that economic impact.)

This patronage costs a lot of money, and the city invested when funds were scarce. To attract the Guggenheim, the city paid $100 million for construction, a $20 million licensing fee, a $50 million art acquisition fee, and an annual operating subsidy. This at a time of economic and political crisis. I really admire the leadership of Bilbao for making such a bold gamble.

The result is called “the Bilbao Effect”, an urban turnaround triggered by investment in an iconic building or cultural center. Herbert Muschamp, writing in the New York Times, called it “The Miracle in Bilbao”.

Sometimes it works but sometimes it doesn’t.  The Louvre Lens didn’t do much for that city.  And when cities compete with stellar buildings it’s good for starchitects but the miracle gets diluted. Sometimes it isn’t even needed. 

Look at Porto, Portugal. The city population of 249,000 is smaller than Bilbao’s 346,000 but the metropolitan population is about the same. 6.2 million tourists visited Porto in 2025, about 4 times Bilbao’s – without significant investment.

OK, so maybe the Guggenheim isn’t strictly necessary.

But it’s wonderful.

And it makes us reimagine what a building can be.

And that’s what culture is for.

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David Prowler was Planning Commissioner and Director of Economic Development for the City of San Francisco. He recently published A Telegram From Marcel Duchamp https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GTFLR5R9?lv=shuf&language=he&channelId=500&plpRedirect=mhFallback

 

Panoramas Philatélie

Visitors to Paris’ Passage des Panoramas might be puzzled as they pass the storefront that used to house the stamp collector store Panoramas Philatélie.

The shelves in the window used to showcase stamps. Then the shop closed and the stamps were replaced by cobwebs.

I walk by every few days because I love the Passages, covered streets of shops and restaurants. This one, Passage des Panoramas, is the oldest remaining Passage in the city, dating to 1799.

It sat like that for about a year, surrounded by packed restaurants, cafes, and the specialty of the Passage: postcards.

Everything around it is thriving.

During the day and especially during the summer and around the holidays it is packed.

The restaurants, stamp stores, the gay sauna (that seems to attract a geriatric clientele and closes at 8 – so they can get home to their families I suppose), the wax museum – all jumping.

The potential haunted me.

I wanted to show some art in the window.

At that moment I happened to have a show of my art up, in another Passage, Passage Ste. Anne:

But that’s another story.

So I wrote a note in French and slipped it through the mail slot. I said I’m a neighbor and I’d like to clean the window and show some art, short or long term as convenient. I wrote that I would not need a key and that I would be happy to discuss a little rent.

But I have lived in Paris long enough to not expect much, even a reply. A few days later I passed through the Passage and I was surprised to see the letter gone.

Tossed, I assumed.

But then my phone rang.

It was the owner of the storefront. Raphaël lives upstairs with his kids and he told me he wasn’t “contre l’idée” and about an hour later we sat down for coffee and the deal was done:  free use of the window for as long as I like and he wasn’t even so interested in what I wanted to show. 

Which was good because I had no idea.

This was a Wednesday and by Saturday we were cleaning the window and on Sunday Pierre, Raphaël and I put the show up.

I already had the work. I went with the surrounding postcard theme and showed the set of Surrealist postcards I had done last year, in a signed and numbered edition of 100. You can see most of them in my previous post https://davidprowler.blog/2023/11/20/the-most-surrealist-spot-in-paris/.

With them, on a little easel, I put a set of used Metro tickets that over time I had picked up from the sidewalk.

 They’re in a gold frame. And look precious, like the postcards and postage stamps in the surrounding windows. Maybe they will become precious: Metro cards were discontinued a few months ago.

I had asked the framer to frame them like the diploma of a shady lawyer in a small city and he hit the mark.

I am very happy with this show. It isn’t a store or a gallery: nothing is for sale. And you can’t even go inside. It is open from 6 AM to midnight seven days a week and there is no explanatory text. I hope it helps people to see the beauty in commonplace scraps like used Metro tickets and the everyday Surrealism all around us.

I like the postcards and the Metro tickets, but what I like the most is the whole thing, this mysterious window in the middle of commerce. The art isn’t the postcards and the metro tickets; it’s the shop and the Passage and even the puzzled passersby.

And every few days I pass by and I spend an extra minute looking at people stopping to enjoy Panoramas Philatélie.

 

 

 

 

 

Petit Commerce

Petit Commerce – that’s what the French call Mom and Pop stores. 

Paris is full of them.  Of Paris’ 60,000 shops, 2/3 are independent.

Sure there is Hermes and Louis Vuitton and all the fancy shops full of Chinese tourists (who could buy almost identical luxury goods back home.)

And all the chains are here, from IKEA to Dunkin Donuts and Krispy Kreme.  There is even an enormous underground mall a few blocks from my apartment, with movie theatres, a swimming pool, and about 150 stores. 

But what I love are the quirky stores that could only thrive here.

The Ribbon Store:

Ribbons: that’s all.

The Taxidermy Store:

The Napoleon Store:

For all things Napoleonic.

The Glove Store:

On Instagram a few months ago I saw Madonna and her entourage dashing in there.

The Hairbrush Store:

Just hairbrushes.

The Herb Store:

The Insect Restaurant:

No, I haven’t tried it.

Those are just the ones within a 10 minute walk of my apartment.

A little farther there are

The Ping Pong store,

The Lawyers’ Robe Store,

The Toy Train Store,

The Aviation Collectible Store,

The Fountain Pen Repair Shop and Store,

The Antique Doll Store,

The Woodwind Instrument Repair and Store,

The Mountaineering Bookstore and the Car Bookstore,

The Ricola throat lozenge Store,

The umbrella and cane store,

and La Maison de Kilts.

There were more.  In the time I have lived here I have seen four or five bookstores vanish, despite the French government’s effort to protect bookstores by forbidding Amazon to sell books in print for less than the cover price.

I was sad to see the pipe store evicted at the Palais Royal, despite the petition to save it.  It was the oldest shop there: over 200 years, since 1818.

It is now a waiting room for the Ministry of Culture.  Shameful.

The Michael Jackson Store on Grands Boulevards is gone. 

No big surprise.

But our neighborhood somehow supports about twenty shops for postage stamp collectors and even one just for postage stamp collecting supplies like tweezers and magnifying glasses.

And maybe another dozen coin collecting stores.

There’s a whole street of them.

And medals:

 

HOW DO THESE SHOPS SURVIVE ?

In part I think it is because of the tremendous density of Paris -it’s the most dense city in Europe.  2.1 million people live in the City’s 40 square miles, another 10 million live in the suburbs and about 50 million tourists visit every year. 

By the way, the highest population count for Paris was in 1921: 2.9 million residents. Households got a lot smaller and now almost 20% of apartments are either vacant, second homes, or short term rentals.

The restaurants are helped out by the Tickets Déjeuner, lunch tickets, that employees might get. These vouchers are worth about $10/day.  It’s a good deal for the worker and for the restaurants. 

Plus hardly anyone has a car in Paris and shopping for dinner somehow requires you go to 4 or 5 shops, one for certain things and others for other things. It’s normal to have one favorite bakery for croissants, another for baguettes and another for a loaf of bread. It’s the culture.

For 19% of Paris shops, the City is their landlord.  The City has the first right of refusal for retail leases and also for buildings for sale.

The City makes a real effort to curate these shops.  So for example if someone in City Hall hears about a violin repair shop going out of business they offer a spot.

Because Parisians know that ce sont les petits commerces qui font la grande ville:

It’s the little shops that make the big city.

Inventors of Paris

Lots of inventors invented lots of things in Paris. And at the same time they re-invented themselves – and Paris.

Louis Daguerre invented photography in 1839, followed by the Lumière brothers who showed the first movie in 1895.

Andre Cassagnes came up with the Etch-a-Sketch (1959).

René -Théophile Hyacinthe (what a great name !) developed the stethoscope. 

Dr. Guillotine came up with the killing machine.

The brassiere was invented by Hermione Cadolle (as a humane alternative to the corset, as the guillotine was a humane alternative to hanging).

Plus the Michaudine Vélocipède of 1868 by Pierre Michaux – later known as the bicycle.

Fashion – this year’s and last year’s and the idea that you have to keep up – was invented in Paris and the streetlight too.

During the plague years, doctors wore this outfit, designed by Charles Delorme.

Francois Reichelt, “The Flying Tailor” invented the Parachute Suit.  Wearing it, he plummeted to his death, falling from the Eiffel Tower on February 4, 1912.


Marcel Duchamp tried his hand at invention with the Rotoreliefs.  He rented a stand at the Concours Lépine, the big Paris gadget show, in 1935. 

He sold only one, but today the originals sell for a fortune.  He also devised a system for breaking even at Monte Carlo and sold shares in the enterprise.

Also not a commercial success.

Gustave Trouvé gets credit on his plaque for inventing the endoscope and the electric tricycle.

But he invented tons of other handy things – like the first electric vehicle of any kind, in 1880. Plus the outboard motor, the electric piano, a battery that was used for a model airship, the dental drill, sewing machines, and the electric razor. For an ear nose and throat surgeon he devised the first electric headlamp- the « photophore »- and he came up with the electric slide projector. Wikipedia credits him with the « carbon-zinc pocket sized battery to power his miniature electric automata ». He brought us electric jewelry. Among his 75 innovations, he also developed an electric massaging machine, the battery-powered wearable lifejacket, a water-jet propelled boat and a streamlined bicycle, as well as several children’s toys. We can thank M. Trouvé for the liquid filled pantoscope, the electric almanac, the electric paperweight, acetylene domestic lighting, the electric jump rope, the electric reclining chair, and the windmill toy for hats and canes.

Merci, M. Trouvé!

And you’d never know from the plaque on his mansion on the Champs Élysée (now the big Apple Store) what a great inventor Alberto Santos-Dumont was.

Or even that his name has a hyphen.

He flew from the Eiffel Tower to his house on the Champs Élysée.

Jules Verne was his inspiration. He dropped out of engineering school, moved to Paris, and pursued his love of motorcycle racing and aviation (such as it was then). First he pioneered ballooning and dirigibles, inventing model after model and modifying them until moving on to develop the first airplanes.

He beat out the Wright Brothers, tinkering and often crashing on the way.

At the beginning of the 20th century he was the only person in the world capable of controlled flight.

Santos-Dumont was a pacifist and the use of aviation for violence anguished him. He said: « My God! My God! Is there no way to avoid the bloodshed of brothers? Why did I make this invention which, instead of contributing to the love between men, turns into a cursed weapon of war? »

My favorite is nutty professor Roland Moreno, who changed our lives by inventing the computer chip (called in French a flea or « puce »). 

A dropout (like Santos-Dumas and Trouvé, who dropped out of locksmith school) his first job was writing for Detective Magazine.  He said the idea for the chip came to him in a dream, though not as a plastic card but as a ring.

He called the smart card project TMR, as an homage to Woody Allen’s Take the Money and Run. He first patented the chip in 1974 and by 1982 it was in widespread use in France, long before American Express brought it to America in 1999. He knew what he had unleashed: « They have the potential to become Big Brother’s little helper,” he said.

He wrote a cookbook with 2000 recipes and also invented the less successful Pianok, the Calculette, the Pièce-o-matic and the Matapof (which  electronically simulated Heads or Tails).

« I came up with the idea in my sleep. To be honest, I am a lazy bum and my productivity is on the feeble side.  I’m jealous, spendthrift, a total couch potato and absent minded. »

Bravo, M. Moreno!

These inventions were all born in Paris, but none of these inventors were.

Not a single one.

They reinvented themselves as Parisians and helped Paris reinvent itself.

A Postcard From Marcel Duchamp

A picture of a ship

This is the SS Flandre, launched on July 23, 1952.

It is no longer a ship. The SS Flandre caught fire and was destroyed on March 24,1994 and then became scrap metal.

It is on a postcard – a postcard with a photograph of the ship. So I would say it is a ship, a photograph of a ship, and a postcard of a ship all at once. Plus it is somehow on your screen.

A postcard of the ship

Anyway, when the ship sailed from NYC to Le Havre in November 1954, the French-American artist Marcel Duchamp was on board with his wife Teeny Duchamp, en route to Paris. He sent the postcard.

He wrote this on the postcard:

In English it says:

Nov. 13, 54

Dear Miriam and Gabo:

7 days of boat and we arrive tomorrow at Le Havre.

Write

c/o H.P. Roché

99 Boulevard Arago

Paris 14

If you want anything from Paris.

To return January.

Affectionately

Marcel       Teeny

It was sent to Naum Gabo, a sculptor and his wife Miriam. (« The essence of Gabo’s art was the exploration of space, which he believed could be done without having to depict mass. »)

He was a Russian Jew who lived in Paris and then England and escaped on a ship to the US in 1946. Duchamp had made it out of France by ship in 1941.

It really shows what a nice guy Duchamp was, to offer to bring something back from Paris when he returns.

He asks the Gabos to let him know via H.P. Roché their Paris shopping list.

Roché was a novelist, diplomat, journalist, etc. He wrote Jules and Jim, which Francois Truffaut found in a secondhand bookstore and made into a movie and he introduced Gertrude Stein to Picasso.

Duchamp is considered the father of conceptual art.  His breakthrough was the readymades, everyday objects that he would elevate to art just by adding his signature.  He designated things like a bicycle wheel (1913), a comb (1916), a bottle rack (1914), a shovel (1915), and most famously a urinal (which he signed R. Mutt, 1917).

I just bought the postcard from Marcel Duchamp, at an auction in Paris.  It really wasn’t very expensive, though it is hard to say what is or isn’t expensive for an old used postcard.  To me it’s worth what I paid but I paid 10 euros more than the person bidding against me.

I’m happy to have it and I popped it into a frame, printing on the matte:

Ceci est une carte postal de Marcel Duchamp.

(This is a postcard from Marcel Duchamp.)

You can only see the ship, so it looks like just a normal old postcard and I don’t know whether people believe it was written by Duchamp or if I just wrote that.  The significant part is hidden.

A couple of people read it quickly and thought it reads Ceci n’est pas une carte postale de Marcel Duchamp, like the Magritte painting:

This is not a pipe.

A long time ago I wrote and published a book, A Telegram From Marcel Duchamp, about a telegram from Marcel Duchamp.   It sold well and I got nice letters from Teeny Duchamp and John Cage and a postcard from Allen Ginsberg about when he met Duchamp.  You can get it on Amazon.

In my apartment I have over the fireplace the postcard from Marcel Duchamp and on a bookshelf the telegram from Marcel Duchamp.  I dream of a phone call from Marcel Duchamp.

Sao Joao da Madeira

You probably don’t know very much about Sao Joao da Madeira.

It is the smallest city in Portugal, with a population of about 22,000. But for such a small city it has a lot going on : a hat museum, a shoe museum, the only public collection of “outsider art” in Southern Europe, and a pencil factory that you could visit.

It is not all that easy to get there. You could take a train two hours from Lisbon and then another train for about an hour or from Porto take a train or a bus for about an hour and a half or a taxi for half an hour.

Let’s start our visit with the pencil factory.

The sign says “Pencils so strong they can’t be broken by the hand of God our Father”

I hadn’t thought about how a pencil is made and I learned a lot. But I am not going to make my own. You need big machines.

Here it is mostly two production rooms each with about half a dozen workers. They mix graphite, mud and water with colors and jam them together under high pressure before expelling them into thin tubes that get glued into sandwiches of cedar, cut into pencils and painted. It doesn’t take a lot of people to make a lot of pencils.

Viarco (www.Viarco.pt) has been making pencils since 1907 and before that the factory made hats. They make great pencils. Viarco pencils make me draw. When we went there, we were met by the owner, Jose Vieira, who began his welcome by telling us that the factory is “nonsense”.

Jose told us that the idea is to employ people and to fund his projects. There is the artists in residence program, with lodging and a huge studio where artists play with pencils and materials and Viarco is able to learn from them.

A sculptor came up with this :

They also make pencils with universal symbols for the color blind, a set with “6 Skin Tones”, pencils like connected chopsticks, and a rainbow colored pencil with “Love is Love” on the side.

Viarco encourages the art of mental patients with supplies and teachers and when we were there Jose had to rush off to a gallery for a show of their work.

If you want to visit Viarco, you book with http://www.turismoindustrial.cm-sim.pt. They also bring you the Shoe Museum and the Hat Museum. We only saw the Shoe Museum.

Left and right shoes date from the 12th Century.

The Oliva factory, where they used to make sewing machines, has been turned into the Oliva Creative Factory, a place for both artists and start ups. Plus there is the Treger/Saint Silvestre Art Brut Collection, the only public collection of Outsider Art in Southern Europe. I adore Art Brut, and Here Antonio Saint Sylvestre explains what’s so great about it. And the collection and the spaces are great too. Here are some photos :

This artist, Daniel Green, works at San Francisco’s Creativity Explored.

But I never learned why this collection is in Sao Joao da Madeira.

Sao Joao da Madeira has a House of Creativity and a Palace of Culture for concerts. And for the past 20 years they have had a Poetry Month. We were dining in a pizza place when we heard shouting and it was a “Poetry Moment”, an invasion of poets. After a while, diners were getting annoyed : too much poetry.

I was happy to see the support for the people of Ukraine in little Sao Joao da Madeira. The city sent a bus with three volunteer drivers to Poland to bring refugees to town where they ’ll be housed with families and in the artists residences. And a couple will be hired in the best restaurant in town, a really terrific one : Tudo Aos Mulhos: It gets great reviews .

The architecture in Sao Joao da Madeira is a mixed bag. Lots of it is bad and it could be in Mexico City. It reminded me a lot of Latin America.

Here is City Hall. Why such a huge building for a city of 22,000 people ?

And what is that big ball in the park next to it ?

There were other puzzling things.


Why did our hotel let us know that they are open from January 1 to December 31 ?


And how many people are looking for the crematorium?

And who were all those people we saw ?

They didn’t seem like factory workers.

Start up people ?

Arts people ?

Commuters to Porto ?

I don’t know, but they seemed happy to be there. And so were we.

david@prowler.org

The Perverse Appeal of 6th Avenue

 

 

6th ave

“More than any other street in New York, perhaps more than any other in a major city in the world, the midtown stretch of Sixth Avenue, especially in the twelve-block stretch north of 43rd Street, was the representative street of twentieth-century Modernist urbanism.”

New York 1960, Stern, Mellins, Fishman

I didn’t just dislike that place when I was a teenager.  I hated it.

It represented a lot of what I was rebelling against: corporate culture, conformity, capitalism: soullessness.  It seemed dehumanizing and the people working there were reduced to cogs.  The buildings were ant farms, or giant dominoes.  The ones between 48th and 50th were so interchangable that even the developer called them the X, Y, and Z buildings.  It’s been written that these kinds of buildings looked like the boxes that real buildings came in. One critic called them “the sinister Stonehenge of Economic Man”.

I wasn’t alone.

“The corporate investors are determined to follow the same tried and true, catastrophic course of construction that has made New York a less and less viable place: the familiar, Neolithic pattern in which a specific number of square feet of self-contained total depersonalized office space replaces a variety of small, necessary local facilities and functions, with the corporate giants hermetically sealed off from their surroundings by a few more pointless, windswept plazas and a dull clutch of ground-floor banks.”

Ada Louise Huxtable New York Times, May 1968

And ten years later, this comparison to Rockefeller Center just to the east:

“The contrast between the original development and the extension west of Sixth Avenue invite numerous comparisons: benign paternalism to the east, bureaucratic imperialism to the west; a unified family on one side, a row of caricatured corporate headquarters on the other; to the east a powerful yet humane architecture sensitive to light, to air, to scale, a product of romantic functionalism and creative opportunism, in contrast on the west to a one-dimensional good taste, gift wrapped architecture developed to contain the greatest amount of space permissible and through improved technology able to ignore all natural constraints.  Each building is a general issue product of bureaucracies that differ only in name, unconstrained by history or nature.”

“Rockefeller Center, Architecture as Theatre”, Alan Balfour 1978

Yikes.

But it wasn’t so great before either, when there was an elevated subway overhead:

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“Flanked by smartness and gayety, crossed and crisscrossed daily by millions of people in search of amusement and merchandise, it stood for thirty years dark, dirty, and vacant…it has been called the Cinderella of Gotham, the unlovely sister of the bright and thriving streets beside it.”

NY Times, 1939

These big slabs of steel, concrete, and glass are masculine.  They were designed for the men of Exxon, Union Carbide, Celanese, Time Magazine and McGraw Hill and not for the women who typed their memos and brought their coffee.   It was hard not to notice.

Here, a review of the restaurant in the CBS Building:

“Since the building has a monolithic power, unequivocal masculine strength was called for, a total abjuration of the phony, a menu both hearty and international; uncompromised quality in food, service and décor, with commensurate prices; an open kitchen and stand-up bar; no aping of period décor, but traditional luxuries – fine mahogany, leather, velour, brass, crystal, silver, china; what looked expensive would be expensive.”

Olga Gueft, Interiors Magazine

There was, though, a gay subtext.  McGraw Hill was ready to pull out of crumbling New York and move to the suburbs.  But according to Sheldon Fisher, the president of the company, “it was the requirements of the company’s creative people that tipped the balance in the city’s favor: ‘Whatever their needs or inclinations, they can better satisfy them in New York than anywhere else.’”

But as cold and corporate as it was, it also sprouted uniquely American weirdness.

Like the Black Israelites who would man a table in one of the plazas, dressed all in white with turbans, proclaiming that Jews are imposters and they are the real descendants of the 12 Tribes.

Or Marilyn Monroe inaugurating the Sidewalk Superintendents Club at the groundbreaking of the Time Life Building.

 

 

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Here’s a great video.

I was always fascinated by Moondog, “The Viking of 6th Avenue”.

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He’d stand there all day like a statue, blind, selling his poetry, as if he had time-travelled from 10th Century Norway.  Or even just space travelled, from a couple of miles south in Greenwich Village where he would have made more sense.

He was friends with Charlie Parker, recorded an album with Julie Andrews, and was roommates with Philip Glass.  A great composer, he later became a classical music star in Germany.

Andy Warhol designed an album cover for him, with lettering by Warhol’s mother:

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Check out my favorite of his pieces, Bird’s Lament.

Surrounding this stretch of cubicles, there’s the raucous fun of the Big Apple.

To the east, Radio City and the Art Deco exuberance of Rockefeller Center.

To the south, Times Square and the Broadway shows.

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Photo by Vlad Alexandru Popa on Pexels.com

There used to be, in Chelsea on 6th Avenue, the houseplant district, a little hit of sidewalk tropics in the city.

And there was a strip of weekend parking lot flea markets where Warhol would add to his hoard.

Farther south on 6th, the Women’s House of Detention, right in the heart of Greenwich Village, where prisoners could shout conversations with bystanders.

But this piece is about the stretch of 6th Avenue in midtown.

The funny thing is that I’ve changed my mind.  I hated it but now I love that strip.  Maybe it’s because I loved Mad Men or maybe it’s because the post-modern buildings that came later are so much worse.    It’s full of people, there are lots of places to eat. It’s actually kind of sexy, but maybe that’s just because of the sheer number of people.

Or maybe it’s just a great place, like a steel and glass Grand Canyon. And there’s no other place like it on Earth.

I swore I’d never go to Des Moines.

San Francisco Chronicle:

Open Forum: A San Franciscan dreams of Des Moines

By David Prowler Aug. 9, 2019

How can you tell whether a city is successful? Here’s a litmus test: Poor people, rich people and people in between can comfortably live there together. It’s a low bar, but since the birth of cities, it’s been one of their strong points.

Nobody would say San Francisco passes that test. Schoolteachers can’t afford to live here. Neither can dishwashers, artists, writers, laborers or retirees. Unless you have lots of money, San Francisco just isn’t inviting. It doesn’t work for everybody, and we are all poorer for it.

San Francisco may be a Great City, but I don’t consider it a successful city.

I’ve had Des Moines, Iowa, in the back of my mind for some time, ever since I read a piece by the musician David Byrne, formerly of the Talking Heads. He tours a lot and posts on his website about cities (and especially bicycles). Of a 2014 stop in Iowa’s capital, he wrote:

I didn’t sense the huge disparity of income that we often see — famously in the town I live in [New York]. You don’t get the feeling you’re an intruder in a rich person’s playground. I saw folks of different races and folks with different backgrounds enjoying their city — rather than keeping to themselves, isolated, as I have witnessed in many other places. I saw neighborhoods that seemed to be holding their own; a middle class was surviving and many were staying more or less close to the city center, which helped it stay alive and vital. I saw the beginnings of local culture manifesting in some new local restaurants, venues, galleries and shops.

I remember when San Francisco was like that. In 1974, I was a college dropout, a dishwasher in the Haight with a studio apartment. I always had pocket money, and I was part of a creative community of painters, musicians and writers.

All kinds of people can live in Des Moines. You don’t have to be rich. And because of that, it can sustain the creative scene that attracted Byrne in the first place (for the opening of the Des Moines Social Club, “a restaurant, bar, theater, outdoor performance space, classrooms and even a culinary school”). It’s a fairly diverse city,13% Latino, 11% African American — about twice the figure in San Francisco — and 6% Asian American.

With an unemployment rate near 2%, you could probably get a decent job there. And it would likely pay enough to live there: The median rent for a two-bedroom apartment in Des Moines, about $800, is comfortably affordable to a household earning about $32,000 a year, according to a recent study by Apartment List. It takes an income of about $123,000 to afford the median rent for a two-bedroom apartment in San Francisco, nearly $3,100.

Des Moines has a river, an art museum, a symphony orchestra, an opera company, lots of insurance companies and a botanical garden with a geodesic dome. It has buildings by starchitects I.M. Pei, Renzo Piano and David Chipperfield. It has a gay bar called the Blazing Saddle.

I imagine the city is flat and surrounded by big farms, and that it’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. People are probably pretty nice, and many of them are probably pudgy.

Des Moines won’t make any list of the World’s Great Cities. It’s no tourist attraction or tech mecca. And it doesn’t make a lot of headlines beyond the presidential primary season.

All I know about Des Moines I learned from the internet. I plan to never, ever visit the city because I prefer to imagine it: the flip side of San Francisco, in a good way – the Des Moines of my dreams.

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The piece got picked up by the Des Moines Register: “Though Prowler promised to never soil his dream of Des Moines observing it up close, he has received an open invitation to visit at any time and claims to be taking it into consideration.”

I started getting emails and tweets from people in Des Moines:  Come visit us.  And after a dinner with a few bottles of wine some buddies and I decided to go.

Here’s what struck me about Des Moines:

It’s not big, just over 200,000 people, which does make it big for Iowa.  It’s not part of a big metropolitan area like I’m used to – once you are out of town you really are out of town, in cornfields with some small developments.

You need a car.  The modern city, especially downtown, was designed to avoid the harsh winter weather and to accommodate cars. But it’s not like LA where you drive for 20 minutes to two hours to get anywhere.  In Des Moines it is a more predictable 10 – 20 minutes.

Then you’ve got to park.

In Downtown Des Moines I saw more places for cars than I’d ever seen anywhere.

Between the highrises and the parking garages most downtown streets are empty and sterile.

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Photo:  Des Moines Register

And there really isn’t much reason to be on the sidewalks.  There are hardly any stores or restaurants and you can get around in the 4 miles of glassed-in second story walkways that connect 55 office buildings and their parking garages.

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There isn’t even retail along the walkways.  The big employers – insurance companies, banks, and publishing – have cafeterias.  Where would you buy a Band-Aid if you cut your finger? Google Maps lists two drugstores in all of Downtown Des Moines.

There, I sensed the ghost of a former city, with department stores, offices, warehouses, theaters, hotels, all the old-time downtown stuff.

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It once looked like this.

By the mid-1980s it looked like this:

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In 1987 Downtown had seven blocks of car dealerships.

Meg Malloy, President of the Des Moines Junior League and our super-generous local guide writes:

“It was probably a mix of properties – vacant lots with overgrown weeds and other buildings, some which were dilapidated, but several which were in decent shape but might have been more expensive to bring up to code because of asbestos removal, whathaveyou. A lot of the really cool buildings were (unfortunately) demolished before I was born: the Victoria Hotel, the KRNT Radio Theatre, etc. I suppose nothing is forever where progress is concerned, but it still would have been cool to see Johnny Cash at the Radio Theatre in the 60’s.”

The hollowing out of Downtown wasn’t due to natural disaster, like in San Francisco or redevelopment, also like San Francisco.  Malls and highways killed downtown. Lots of buildings came down, buildings that today would be “historic” and that’s kind of sad.  But if Des Moines had had a more aggressive preservation movement at the time it would be like a lot of American cities, with decaying vacant buildings and high unemployment.  Instead, Des Moines has corporate headquarters and a 2.5% unemployment rate.  (Historic preservation has caught on, after the rehabilitation of a 1913 Masonic Temple into restaurants and a theatre and there are some residential historic districts.) Today both young people and empty nesters are moving back to downtown and the adjacent East Village neighborhood, into conversions and new buildings. In the 1990s 1,000 people lived Downtown: now there are 15,000. And they are happy to have, finally, a grocery store.

There is a lot of buzz about Des Moines, as a place for normal people with normal incomes to rent or buy normal homes and lead their lives.  In recent years Des Moines has been named the nation’s richest (by U.S. News) and economically strongest city (Policom), best for young professionals (Forbes), families (Kiplinger), home renters (Time), businesses and careers (Forbes). It has the highest community pride in the nation, according to a Gallup poll last year, and in October topped a Bloomberg analysis of which cities in the United States were doing the best at attracting millennialsto buy housing.

Nonetheless, despite David Bryne’s impression of integration, it may not be so great for black residents.  We were struck by how few we saw downtown, eating in, or even working in, restaurants and that most people waiting at bus stops for the very few buses were African Americans. Statistics bear out the Des Moines is not a great city for black people.

There’s not much tourism in Des Moines, no double decker buses making loops between sites.  No puzzled French people with maps.  They make an effort and there is a glossy magazine called Catch Des Moines.  Most visitors are from the region.  Without destination landmarks, Des Moines has developed a kind of event tourism.  There is the spectacle of the Iowa Caucus every four years.  But also the Iowa State Fair, Drake Relays, Arts Festival, Opera Festival, 80-35 Music Festival, Hinterlands Music Festival, and this:

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The normalcy of Des Moines felt exotic – no Dawn of the Dead streets of drug addicts; no people walking around naked. No cable cars or Statue of Liberty or even an arch like in St Louis – though there is plenty of architecture by its designer, Eero Saarinen and his dad, Eliel.

I really liked Des Moines.  People were super-friendly and proud of their city: “Iowa Nice” they actually call it.  Everyone we met was patriotic about their home and it is the kind of place people move back to. I asked lots of people what’s the biggest problem in Des Moines and the answer was consistent:  potholes.  Not gentrification or homelessness (“There’s some over by 6th and Walnut.”) or a housing crunch.

Des Moines isn’t packaged for your entertainment.  It’s not a show town like Las Vegas or a Disneyland like those parts of Lisbon that are majority Airbnb or a luxury shopping mall like Soho in NYC.

Des Moines has an authenticity those places lost long ago.  It’s a real place.

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Enormous gratitude to Meg Malloy and Christopher Disbro who invited me and introduced us to both an elegant hushed restaurant and “the best dive bar in Des Moines”, to Evan Olson of Say Hello to the City for his invitation and for showing us around and to Karla Walsh for her insights.Thanks to John Whitty for orienting me before and after.  And thanks to Stinky, the bartender at Blazing Saddle for the round of drinks.

Huge thanks to my buddies Steve Vettel and Rich Hillis for being such great explorers.

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